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Chapter 1: What is Dana's Summer Cut and why is it important?

0.031 - 28.637 David Spade

it was caesars with nikki glazer we had such a blast she's good right you know what she's um is she good she's good yeah i don't watch any shows but i happen to be home usually on sundays i flip around i hit it and then you can do rewind on direct tv where it starts in the beginning sydney sweeney is quite as as my mom would say she's got huge boobs

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28.853 - 39.051 Dana Carvey

Well, Scoob, the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. If it doesn't open up soon, gas prices are going to stay high. And that'll be tough on the midterms for the Republicans.

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42.557 - 43.9 Unknown

Is Qatar mad?

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46.404 - 48.047 Dana Carvey

You're supposed to say rut row.

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48.568 - 55.43 David Spade

Rut row. The sailor shirt is, yeah, you can explain it.

55.45 - 59.9 Dana Carvey

Well, first of all, yesterday I got a summer cut and I suggest you get a summer cut.

60.021 - 62.005 David Spade

A summer cut.

62.025 - 72.55 Dana Carvey

You can tell it's shorter. It's a summer cut. And this is sort of a summer shirt. So I'm ready for summer. Are you ready for summer?

Chapter 2: What happened during David's Vegas show with Nikki Glaser?

72.67 - 75.835 Dana Carvey

I'm going to say probably not ready.

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75.855 - 79.16 David Spade

I didn't know you were going to flip this back on me so quickly like this.

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79.421 - 90.518 Dana Carvey

Well, I mean, I said summer cuts, summer shirts, summer's coming. And then I see you and I go with all empathy and compassion. This guy is not ready for summer.

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91.139 - 93.802 David Spade

I'm not. I have a black shirt and a black sweater on.

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94.263 - 95.364 Dana Carvey

In a black cave.

95.765 - 103.935 David Spade

I'm in a cave. It's so black. But my hair is still lit up from the back. That was a happy accident. You look nice.

103.975 - 105.077 Dana Carvey

Every single one.

105.137 - 105.698 David Spade

Yeah, I do.

Chapter 3: How does the podcast address the concept of 'soft rock'?

105.818 - 118.514 David Spade

I agree. You wore stripes some recently and someone told me you looked nice in them. And then I just said, oh, great. Then I deleted the comment. Any praise you get.

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118.615 - 126.43 Dana Carvey

I love the honesty. I remember some of the, boy, that David Spade guy is really funny. And I said, really? You think so? And then I walked away.

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127.232 - 133.805 David Spade

Right. And they go, Dana's good. I go, Dana Plato from different strokes? Or do you mean Dana Carvey?

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133.825 - 136.23 Dana Carvey

They say to me, Spade's good.

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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Garth wig in the conversation?

136.25 - 140.124 Dana Carvey

And I go, at what? And then I walk away.

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140.725 - 144.129 David Spade

They go, Spade's good. And you go, the cards? What are you talking about?

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144.169 - 151.519 Dana Carvey

What are you talking about good? They say Spade's funny. I know. But is it in a good way or a bad way?

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151.82 - 174.041 David Spade

You know, it's all in how you answer because my friend was married and he talked to these girls and they go, are you married? And he goes, yeah. I go, this is not how your wife wants you to answer that. You should be like, of course I am, and I'm crazy about her. But he would go like this. First, he'd buy time and go, am I married?

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Chapter 5: What are the latest updates in Scooby News?

175.302 - 178.526 David Spade

Am I married? Are you married?

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178.546 - 182.691 Dana Carvey

Are you married? Sure. Sure.

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183.351 - 193.843 David Spade

I mean, I guess. You guess? Technically. If you go by the laws and if you go by the justice, oh, the peace.

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195.241 - 217.182 David Spade

but yeah and that was a good way i go how much time are you buying by repeating the question are you married she's like flirting and he goes am i married um and i'm like there's one two three seconds then ultimately you're gonna get to yes are you married who wants to know yeah yes but it's not serious

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217.82 - 224.209 Dana Carvey

Yeah, we're taking a little break, and so I have a hall pass.

224.429 - 230.457 David Spade

The break is always... Yeah. By the way, something happened in Vegas. I was in Las Vegas this weekend.

230.497 - 233.341 Dana Carvey

I do not want to talk about it.

Chapter 6: How is Don Jr.'s wedding discussed in the episode?

233.361 - 234.543 Dana Carvey

Was it Caesars?

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235.304 - 235.544 David Spade

Yeah.

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235.964 - 237.006 Dana Carvey

Okay, I understand.

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237.747 - 240.871 David Spade

It was Caesars with Nikki Glaser. We had such a blast.

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241.111 - 247.54 Unknown

She's good, right? You know what? Is she good? She's good. Yeah.

248.836 - 257.549 David Spade

I can't even jokingly do it about her. She's great. The hardest part is I usually follow her because, you know, we flip flop, but we flip the coin.

258.05 - 259.472 Dana Carvey

You're the senior in the class.

260.995 - 262.156 David Spade

She's a freshman.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of the current gas prices mentioned?

262.357 - 268.005 David Spade

Right. And she, I will safely say she's hard to follow. So anyway.

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268.166 - 269.608 Dana Carvey

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Say that again.

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271.31 - 272.312 David Spade

She's hard to follow.

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273.71 - 287.128 Dana Carvey

Really? Oh, I didn't even see that one coming. Sorry, I was just coming back. Okay, so continue. There you go. Why? Oh, the act? Oh, okay.

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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes arise from the discussion of hotel experiences?

288.644 - 294.556 Dana Carvey

I know what she wears these heels. And if you follow her, you might fall over. Is that what you mean? Is that what you, is that it?

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294.716 - 310.348 David Spade

Is that what you're talking about? By the way, she is lightly taller than me already. And then she has heels that can only be less used on the kiss destroyer album cover where they're on seven inch heels. And, um,

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311.695 - 327.595 Dana Carvey

I know what everyone's done. People have done bits about this, but you go to the security, you're going to your suitcases up there and you take your shoes off. And all of a sudden the women go, you know, I've never felt taller than when the women take their shoes off at security. Yeah.

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327.735 - 353.295 David Spade

You know, that is where I hang out. But really to even the playing field, just for like an hour before my flight. But my buddy, Bobby Miyamoto says he asked the girl out and she goes, but I'm taller than you and I wanna date a guy that I can wear heels around. And she goes, he goes, I think it's, you shouldn't assume I'm gonna take you somewhere where you're gonna have to wear heels.

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354.828 - 355.85 David Spade

That was his way out of it.

356.09 - 356.872 Dana Carvey

That's pretty good.

356.932 - 361.801 David Spade

He says it better. Thank you. I got into that joke and I'm like, I don't remember how this pays off.

362.543 - 371.62 Dana Carvey

But it actually- Something to do with- Until they botched it. Kind of a smart rejoiner. Well, why are you going to have heels on when you're in my bedroom?

372.021 - 373.424 David Spade

Right. When you're in Taco Bell.

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