Summer Cuts & Slop

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 1h 0m 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What is Dana's Summer Cut and why is it important?

David Spade 0:00
it was caesars with nikki glazer we had such a blast she's good right you know what she's um is she good she's good yeah i don't watch any shows but i happen to be home usually on sundays i flip around i hit it and then you can do rewind on direct tv where it starts in the beginning sydney sweeney is quite as as my mom would say she's got huge boobs
Dana Carvey 0:28
Well, Scoob, the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. If it doesn't open up soon, gas prices are going to stay high. And that'll be tough on the midterms for the Republicans.
Unknown 0:42
Is Qatar mad?
Dana Carvey 0:46
You're supposed to say rut row.
David Spade 0:48
Rut row. The sailor shirt is, yeah, you can explain it.
Dana Carvey 0:55
Well, first of all, yesterday I got a summer cut and I suggest you get a summer cut.
David Spade 1:00
A summer cut.
Dana Carvey 1:02
You can tell it's shorter. It's a summer cut. And this is sort of a summer shirt. So I'm ready for summer. Are you ready for summer?

What happened during David's Vegas show with Nikki Glaser?

Dana Carvey 1:12
I'm going to say probably not ready.
David Spade 1:15
I didn't know you were going to flip this back on me so quickly like this.
Dana Carvey 1:19
Well, I mean, I said summer cuts, summer shirts, summer's coming. And then I see you and I go with all empathy and compassion. This guy is not ready for summer.
David Spade 1:31
I'm not. I have a black shirt and a black sweater on.
Dana Carvey 1:34
In a black cave.
David Spade 1:35
I'm in a cave. It's so black. But my hair is still lit up from the back. That was a happy accident. You look nice.
Dana Carvey 1:43
Every single one.
David Spade 1:45
Yeah, I do.

How does the podcast address the concept of 'soft rock'?

David Spade 1:45
I agree. You wore stripes some recently and someone told me you looked nice in them. And then I just said, oh, great. Then I deleted the comment. Any praise you get.
Dana Carvey 1:58
I love the honesty. I remember some of the, boy, that David Spade guy is really funny. And I said, really? You think so? And then I walked away.
David Spade 2:07
Right. And they go, Dana's good. I go, Dana Plato from different strokes? Or do you mean Dana Carvey?
Dana Carvey 2:13
They say to me, Spade's good.

What is the significance of the Garth wig in the conversation?

Dana Carvey 2:16
And I go, at what? And then I walk away.
David Spade 2:20
They go, Spade's good. And you go, the cards? What are you talking about?
Dana Carvey 2:24
What are you talking about good? They say Spade's funny. I know. But is it in a good way or a bad way?
David Spade 2:31
You know, it's all in how you answer because my friend was married and he talked to these girls and they go, are you married? And he goes, yeah. I go, this is not how your wife wants you to answer that. You should be like, of course I am, and I'm crazy about her. But he would go like this. First, he'd buy time and go, am I married?

What are the latest updates in Scooby News?

David Spade 2:55
Am I married? Are you married?
Dana Carvey 2:58
Are you married? Sure. Sure.
David Spade 3:03
I mean, I guess. You guess? Technically. If you go by the laws and if you go by the justice, oh, the peace. but yeah and that was a good way i go how much time are you buying by repeating the question are you married she's like flirting and he goes am i married um and i'm like there's one two three seconds then ultimately you're gonna get to yes are you married who wants to know yeah yes but it's not serious
Dana Carvey 3:37
Yeah, we're taking a little break, and so I have a hall pass.
David Spade 3:44
The break is always... Yeah. By the way, something happened in Vegas. I was in Las Vegas this weekend.
Dana Carvey 3:50
I do not want to talk about it.

How is Don Jr.'s wedding discussed in the episode?

Dana Carvey 3:53
Was it Caesars?
David Spade 3:55
Yeah.
Dana Carvey 3:55
Okay, I understand.
David Spade 3:57
It was Caesars with Nikki Glaser. We had such a blast.
Unknown 4:01
She's good, right? You know what? Is she good? She's good. Yeah.
David Spade 4:08
I can't even jokingly do it about her. She's great. The hardest part is I usually follow her because, you know, we flip flop, but we flip the coin.
Dana Carvey 4:18
You're the senior in the class.
David Spade 4:20
She's a freshman.

What are the implications of the current gas prices mentioned?

David Spade 4:22
Right. And she, I will safely say she's hard to follow. So anyway.
Dana Carvey 4:28
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Say that again.
David Spade 4:31
She's hard to follow.
Dana Carvey 4:33
Really? Oh, I didn't even see that one coming. Sorry, I was just coming back. Okay, so continue. There you go. Why? Oh, the act? Oh, okay.

What humorous anecdotes arise from the discussion of hotel experiences?

Dana Carvey 4:48
I know what she wears these heels. And if you follow her, you might fall over. Is that what you mean? Is that what you, is that it?
David Spade 4:54
Is that what you're talking about? By the way, she is lightly taller than me already. And then she has heels that can only be less used on the kiss destroyer album cover where they're on seven inch heels. And, um,
Dana Carvey 5:11
I know what everyone's done. People have done bits about this, but you go to the security, you're going to your suitcases up there and you take your shoes off.

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