Dana Carvey

No.

Too scared?

I'm nervous in the plane.

Why would I add to it, jump out of a plane?

Yeah, you're right.

Would you go on that ride at Six Flags where they bring you up and then you just free drop?

pick you up off the wheel that's what i want to do i went to a go-kart place in montana and it's kind of these rednecks okay here's you gotta get in your go-kart and then they joined us in the go-kart me and my friends so suddenly they're challenging us trying to announce that they were just running the cash register suddenly they're going racing us so i got real competitive it was a i had a friend next to me so it was a two thing and i went around i swooped him

And I go, the hunter becomes the hunted.

Now the teachers become the pupil.

Whoops.

The students become the principal.

And then maybe we'll become the county controller.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

So 40,000 citizens, taxpayers, has to be shepherded out in shitty buses.

But if you're in a teacup and there's a wall of toxic mud coming out, you just spin around.

It smells funny, Mike.

I know when it happened, though, and I'm not making this up, but they changed the theme song to that little cave ride.

They go, it's a stinky world after all.

I didn't get the rhythm.

I can't think about it.