Dana Carvey

jack reacher who on god's green earth who gets in front of jack reacher's little motorcycle he's having fun on a cul-de-sac and goes stop it motherfucker i mean who does that to jack reacher who goes up to jack reacher and goes whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Who does this to Jack Reacher?

Come here, you little fucker.

Come on, you want some of this?

Who does that to Jack Reacher?

You're tough because you play the toughest fucking guy in the world.

6'9", 320?

You don't want any piece of this.

Trust me.

I'll make it so you can't reach for anything, Reacher.

And Tom Cruise played the character of Reacher in a movie.

I know.

That was a big discussion.

Tom Cruise is always good, though, because his commitment is harder than any human in acting.

He commits.

If he wants to be 6'9", he is.

I'm just throwing out numbers.

I don't know.

Yeah.

no he's tom cruise man i mean i i'm just such a fan because he truly risks his life to entertain me and so if someone's gonna do that he's like evil knievel who took an acting class you know evil knievel had no plan they said that when he came in the booth before wild world of sports he's like he's got a dart in his mouth and like a you know miller light he's