Spade & Kelly Osbourne Split?! + Jack Reacher Fights & SNL UK
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
58 min
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8 chapters
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What do Spade and Kelly Osbourne's breakup rumors involve?
Come here, you little f***. Come on, you want some of this? Who does that to Jack Reacher? Who goes up to him and goes, think you're tough? That goes to right elbow. The kidney is ruptured. His knees are shot. The femur is snapped.
They're saying busboys is a lot like Casablanca, just as far as like... longevity and how important it is.
Between you and Theo, which one's Bogart, Humphrey Bogart, which one's, which one's Ingrid Verdon?
Did you see a porn called The Longest Wiener?
Wiener made it in the chat. Boom. So this is episode 941 and you have taken a page from me. I've swapped out, but you have a short sleeve black t-shirt on. My last check, I've worn a short sleeve black t-shirt 78% of the time.
1,200 episodes. Look it, I got a cool hat too, but I didn't wear it because it was black. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to rough it with my hair. And these people don't deserve another hat. I'm just going to rough it. But the black t-shirt is very rare for me. what happened well i do like them but i always feel like you've cornered that market so i said i gotta fluff it up with green blue indigo violet roigabiv what's roigabiv roigabiv that is light blue and orange mixed together to make a hazy don't ever ask what it's the colors of the rainbow
usually you have well usually you have a rogabab you have kind of a little golf shirt and i'm just saying it's cute i'm not saying it's feminine that's ridiculous but it has a little collar okay and it has a little puffed out sleeves yeah i mean um it's adorable this is a man this is steve mcqueen this is brad pitt in uh once upon a time in hollywood
I'm obviously going to change my carburetor. I tried to change my alternator on my 70, no, 62 Volvo when I was starting out. I had to go to pick apart. You know what that is?
How does Jack Reacher's character influence real-life perceptions of toughness?
Absolutely. That's a place in Arizona where they have all these old trash cars and you give them like five bucks to go in and then you bring your own tools and you go find an alternator and you go... and you take it out and then you walk up and put it on the scale and then they go, she's worth about 25. And so you can find some good shit. My gas cap was so cool on my old Volvo that everyone kept stealing it and my stick shift had a knob on it that was chrome and it got stolen within minutes. That's a lovely story. You know what? Let's save that. Fucker. God dang it. I should have saved that for sweeps. You prick.
Wake up, Dana. You can't beat the snoozer.
I'm getting your alarm clock. $1.99 on Amazon. Anyway, we'll revisit this. We don't make the whole episode. Oh, yeah. No, no.
We had mixed reviews on the YouTube comments. Maybe a bit too much. Here's a character I auditioned for in a movie, but I didn't get it because I did different breathing than this. Tell me who it is.
Oh, it's astronaut Bowman in the movie 2001, trying to get how to open the bathroom door or the pot bay door.
Very close. Darth Vader.
Oh, Darth Vader. Here's you having a sandwich.
i've downloaded i what i did i used ai to you and your ai all your sound effects and i downloaded this little machine so now your sound effects are my sound effects did you see what i was doing i was fake chewing and that was the noise you were doing it was good it was a good match yeah that's one of your one of your little hooks which was really funny the first 900 times no it was not it was pretty funny the second three thousand
What are the origins and legacy of Evel Knievel?
No, but listen, my little noises are gonna be replaced by AI and I'm really scared.
Everything's gonna be replaced by AI. I went yesterday, I actually, I keep a diary, and I went a minute and a half not saying the word AI or the phrase AI yesterday.
Oh, is that how, you say it a lot around the house?
AI, well, AI is going to supplant that. AI will do your dishes. AI, robots will be AI driven and they'll steal, they'll find his Volvo, David's Volvo on some junk heap. They'll redo it and a robot will drive up and deliver it to you. Poor Paula.
That's all you heard finally. Shit, I got to get a good one.
Emergency. Emergency podcast notification. Oh, that's good.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do Spade and Kelly Osbourne's breakup rumors involve?
0:00–2:04
2
How does Jack Reacher's character influence real-life perceptions of toughness?
2:04–4:24
3
What are the origins and legacy of Evel Knievel?
4:24–6:14
4
What tragic event involved the OnlyFans CEO?
6:14–7:44
5
How does SNL UK differ from its American counterpart?
7:44–8:54
6
What controversies surround The Bachelorette this season?
8:54–10:51
7
What cities have the highest STD rates according to recent data?
10:51–12:29
8
What insights are shared about the upcoming Busboys press tour?
12:29–58:21