Dana Carvey

And then I looked it up.

So a thousand years ago, it was like five degrees Celsius, like 10 degrees warmer, and Greenland was just this green island.

Yes.

But Greenland, when this Viking went over there, this place is green.

What are you going to call it?

Going to call it Greenland.

And now it's a frozen tundra.

There's a lot of stuff there.

There's a lot of activity up around Antarctica, like China and Russia are up there.

We see your icebreaker.

Go and follow us, Chinese people.

Who's telling us we can't?

Aliens, yeah.

well would you take a helicopter from north i would be scared i would be like i don't want to know like the ice wall like what's going on up there lots going on conspiracy i would be so excited if there are aliens or monsters or hidden civilizations in the planet or anything that's proven that we're not just eight billion people on this rock in the middle of nowhere these eight billion turds i'm getting bored with us christ what else what else do you got

I have a non-secondary joke because I've been doing this for Chris Rios, the hair cutter woman.

She loves it so much.

This is only for people.

She's not that old, but here he is.

I can't believe Trump wants Greenland.

It was never proven that I was a homosexual.