Dana Carvey

You're going to make a left.

And, you know, now it's orange.

Now it's red.

If you try to jump it, that those intersections are death traps.

I'm just saying it.

Sure.

I got plowed.

you got you got t-bone i got t-bone bad at one red light runner when they floor it is that's when it's dangerous you don't floor it through a yellow or red right just to get through it and then and then you add in a homeless guy who's just wandering in the out in the intersection and you're looking he's going to get hit he's going to get hit you know oh i just missed him it's exciting down there you should come to my farm

A woman can have a baby now at 70 or something?

are you doing okay with your geriatric geriatric sounds 80 i know it's interesting how men can can be in their 80s and and have babies with women in their 20s just something uh really fun about it and interesting it's something very jizzy what's that what heather fun fun

that was me being sarcastic you know what you always do let me ask you this question when someone it some guy older guy has a baby with somebody you always i immediately think how old will the guy be when the baby's a senior in high school am i the only one who does that so yeah i think everyone does i think definitely the mom does it

So you think of an 83-year-old being a new dad, 93.

So when the kids, he'll be 98 when the kid's in high school.

I love Al Pacino.

I saw him at some kind of restaurant once.

We locked eyes, then he looked away.

Well, we have some news coming up, but it'll really happen in July.

One of our horses is going to have a baby.

Well, it's different in the horse world.

They have the stud and the stud is just in the valley and the stud has sex with 200 mares and then the more dopey normal horses just look around and go,