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Daniel Van Kirk

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1945 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

So, Joseph, what's the other half Middle Eastern?

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Assyrian.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Oh, my Assyrian.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Like a possum.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I'm just going to sneak it in.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I might use that now.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Take it.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

We're going to write a whole different set for you.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

After you do the profile joke, you're like, fuck you all, I'm John Turturro's kid.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Do that joke.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I'm Andy Sandberg after an airbag hits him in the face.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

See that big loud laugh?

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I'm the guy that taught Patrick Swayze to move a penny.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I've got that, yeah.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I love it.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I love it.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

So what do you do for fun, Joseph?

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Yeah, that one's good, yeah.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Yeah, you stay awake and you play video games.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

That's what I say about video games.