Daniel Van Kirk
π€ Speaker
1945
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
So, Joseph, what's the other half Middle Eastern?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
We're going to write a whole different set for you.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
After you do the profile joke, you're like, fuck you all, I'm John Turturro's kid.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I'm Andy Sandberg after an airbag hits him in the face.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I'm the guy that taught Patrick Swayze to move a penny.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Yeah, you stay awake and you play video games.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
That's what I say about video games.