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Daniel Van Kirk

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1945 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

There was a hammock for like 80 bucks.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I'm like, that'll fucking work.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I'm California living out here.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I was on the floor that night.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

It turns out you can only last about an hour and a half max in a fucking hammock before you have the back of a 100-year-old man.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

So how many nights have you slept in a hammock, you creepazoid?

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Probably like a year and a half.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

It's nice.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I got the sleeping bag.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

It's not as cold at night anymore.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

So yeah.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

You have a sleeping bag that you get into inside of the hammock?

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Wow.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

There is just layers of stupidity happening here.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

These are the people that get a good night's sleep before selling guns to whoever asks for one.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

I mean, no, it's going to get you right away.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

You're not getting out.

KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK

Yeah, you're stuck in a net.