Daniel Van Kirk
π€ Speaker
1945
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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
There was a hammock for like 80 bucks.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
It turns out you can only last about an hour and a half max in a fucking hammock before you have the back of a 100-year-old man.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
So how many nights have you slept in a hammock, you creepazoid?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
You have a sleeping bag that you get into inside of the hammock?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
There is just layers of stupidity happening here.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
These are the people that get a good night's sleep before selling guns to whoever asks for one.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I mean, no, it's going to get you right away.