Daniel Van Kirk
👤 Speaker
1945
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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
You can never be laying down while having sex in your hammock.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
So have women spent the night on your hammock?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
No, they usually leave, like, pretty soon.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Like, well, no doubt about it, I got to go.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
There's a 0% chance of staying the night on a fucking hammock.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Is there a lot of stuff on your bathroom counter?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I actually don't have a bathroom mirror.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Well, we just renovated it, and so I was like, ah, I don't need a mirror.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
So I just used my phone to shave and stuff like that.