Daniel Van Kirk
π€ Speaker
1945
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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Yeah, DraftKings has the over-under at two white bitches, it says.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
That is the over-under for white bitches for John, which is definitely a shortened version of a longer name today.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Red Band's trying to shoehorn the Harlem Globetrotters theme song into this.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
We think you're the Globetrotter of white pussy.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
Just a guy that makes it look easy, spins it around on your fingertip like that.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
See, that's going to be my Insta handle now.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
We just got word Drake just followed you on Instagram.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
And Jerry's like, can I suck your fucking cock?