Daniel Van Kirk

I've mentioned this before, but a lot of people say, Kill Tony's at the show with all the handicapped people and this and that.

It really cracks me up because, again...

If we were to make a compilation of all your minutes, I mean, other than the regulars, there would be you, Aaron Belisle, Jared Nathan, which all of you are a little fucking in your own ways, like, you know, a little fucking wobbly and shit.

But no one else has done that good.

And no one else has done that good that many times.

The fact that you guys are all a little fucking whatever is...

Just a coincidence.

And again, Michael Lair had a different thing.

He had ALS, and he was the fucking absolute goat.

I mean, genius, hilarious, the late, great Michael Lair.

Total different ailment.

He would be...

I'm furious if he could hear me comparing him to these handicapped people.

Tony.

Because most of his life, he was a normal fucking stud until the very end, of course, when he died.

But we knew that he was going to die.

You're not going to die.

You have a full lifespan ahead of you.

I hope.

Right?