Danny Jones

But I can't.

The only person I found was an exorcist who's done like 10,000 exorcisms on Skype.

A Skype exorcist.

And he came in, and they were just arguing about it for a little while, and the guy tried to baptize me with holy oil, and I got into an argument with him about drugs.

He tried to baptize you?

Yeah, he brought holy oil, and he tried to baptize me with the holy oil.

Do you say why he was doing this?

Because he thinks that Satan is inside of me.

Of you?

Of me, yeah, which he might be.

What evidence did he have that Satan was inside of you?

Because I like to consume drugs recreationally.

And I was telling him, if Satan is drugs, if I can smoke marijuana and it's prescribed by a doctor, is it still Satan?

He goes, no, don't play those games with me.

And I'm like, well, how come every time I get really, really fucking bombed, I think about things like spending more time with my kids and things like good things.

And he's like, don't try to patronize me.

You know what it is.

It's the devil.

Oh, he's a fool.

Oh, yeah.