Danny Kelly
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We're going to draft Jordan Love.
And then he won two straight MVPs.
Think about all the anti-aging stuff he's probably doing.
The herbal tea he's drinking.
We can't even imagine what he's having.
Brian Johnson.
Oh, I've read about that guy.
He's like, he measures like his morning wood.
Erections every night.
You're like, I don't know.
He says he has, he's the biologically youngest 45 year old in the world.
I'm stealing this from the online discourse, but JJ McCarthy will never start another game for the Vikings.
I don't actually believe this, but I'm starting to maybe think it's true.
They're like, it feels like they are, you know, why don't you just go get some work on your ankle?
Just keep working on it, you know?
They watch them in practice.
Don't worry.
Totally.
Yeah.
And then McCarthy sues the Vikings in like two years.