Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You're doing two shows, sometimes three shows.
And you do that thing where in between shows, you call your loved one.
And for me, I do the one where I go, hey, Lynette, let me say goodnight to the twins before I go out and do the second show.
And she goes, I'm eating sushi with Jodi.
And I go, oh.
I wanted you.
Now, tell me if this makes me a bad person.
I want my wife to run in place for the 90 minutes I'm up on stage.
Here's what you want.
I'll play Jimmy Big Balls.
You call me in between the 7 o'clock and 9.30 show, Club Nokia.
I'll be back in New York, so it's going to be like 11.30 or so for me.
And here's what you want out of Jimmy Big Balls.
Hello?
Oh, hi, sweetie.
Wow, I can hear you getting thinner over the phone.
Sorry, I'm out of breath.
I've been pushing a Swiffer around the condo the whole time, a little winded.
Let me shut it down.
Anyway, I've been using some Brasso polishing up that bust of yours by the shrine.