Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

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Superfan Giovanni 0:15
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, and you can find the ad-free archives exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus. If you'd like to find the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, as well as The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1088 featuring Dr. Life, Dave Damaschek, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2013.
Dave Damaschek 0:53
Dave Damoshek. Welcome, my friend. What a pleasure to see you. How was Memorial Day? My, well, good. Good to see you, Alison Rosen.
Lisa Lampanelli 1:01
Hello, and happy belated birthday.
Dave Damaschek 1:02
Thank you. Oh, yeah. And bald Brian. Later, husband. Here's how fucked up I am with the calendar and with my birthday. I never knew, I never associated my birthday and its proximity to Labor Day. And actually Memorial Day. And I screw up the two all the time. So my whole life, my birthday is either landed on Memorial Day or somewhere around Memorial Day. And you'd still have to ask me every year, what's the one that comes at the beginning of the summer and the one that comes at the end? Well, one of them comes on your birthday. Still never. Again, I blame my parents for turning my birthday and turning it into basically a cigarette butt. something to be discarded and be avoided. So, uh, and we never, I don't know what anyone's birthday is in my family because they celebrate, they combine birthdays and then celebrate them two months down the road and stuff.
Dave Damaschek 1:53
So I never knew when it landed. Um, but I had a good time, uh, Couple of observations, and you guys tell me what you think. Then, as not promised, behind the candelabra, my review. Oh, dying to hear about this. And also, we'll do a little hooray for Baldywood over there. You have Fasten... I mean, sorry. You have Hangover 3. Sorry. I... Everyone wants me and Bill Simmons to go see Fast and Furious, but he's out of town covering the Mavericks or whatever.
Dr. Jeffrey Life 2:27
I'm back. I was in Memphis eating them ribs and listening to the blues.
Dave Damaschek 2:32
Yeah, well, so now— I love it. So I said to him—I shot him an email on, like, Thursday, and I said, Bill— Are you in town? Can we see this movie? And he shot back, no, Ace Man. We're going to have to see it separately, then see it together. And I thought, well, can't we just wait until Wednesday when you come home? And he said, can't wait. Go pass.
Lisa Lampanelli 2:56
I love that you're also going to have to see it separately, though.
Dave Damaschek 2:59
Yeah, we needed to see it separately. And, well, no, he was just assuming that I couldn't wait either. So then I had this weird dilemma, which is – I said, why can't I take my son? He's almost seven. You know what I mean? I saw Pepe on when I was seven.
Superfan Giovanni 3:17
He's halfway to PG-13.
Dave Damaschek 3:17
That's right. He's technically a little past if you're counting months. There you go.

How does Adam Carolla feel about his birthday?

Dave Damaschek 3:22
So I said, why can't I take my son? And then I realized, you know, all he does is video games and shoot people anyway. There's just, you know, balder people, bigger arms shooting people. There's not no big whoop. There's big muscle-bound guys shooting each other. And then the car stuff is just the car stuff. In a weird way, those movies are sort of – Devoid of sexuality. They're just... They're like video games come to life. Yeah, they're just cars flipping over and then people crawling out of them. It's just one big A-team sort of montage.
Superfan Giovanni 3:50
Plus, before puberty kicks in, the sex scenes and all that stuff is always confusing. You're like, huh, what's going on?
Dave Damaschek 3:55
But they don't even have them in this movie.
Superfan Giovanni 3:57
Right.
Dr. Jeffrey Life 3:57
Well, that's not the reason I think parents avoid those because, yeah, listen, I'm not allowed. I want the kids to see the superhero pictures, but mama says no. I can't see all that violence and everything. But I have to admit something to you, Ace, and to everybody, and I'm going to go public with this one.

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