Dave Damaschek

I'd just go right through it, and it'd make that bling sound when I got to the other side of it.

You will.

I love that show.

I can't get enough of that Shark Tank.

So the show, by the way, tickets available at AXS.com.

That is this Saturday.

You'll fly in on Saturday, do the two shows, and fly out on like a Sunday morning?

God's will.

Force majeure.

It's always funny when you're talking to the club owner and you're like, well, honestly, who wants to spend another second in this shitbox?

I'm raising my family here.

They're like, oh, yeah, no.

Not, yeah, no.

Addison, Texas, a fine town.

No reflection.

When I say shitbox, I say it in a loving way.

It is weird when you go to all these little places and you watch the local news and you just see the chick who's, you know, putting the hard-boiled eggs into the Continental Breakfast Buffet.

And you're like, what are you doing?

What goes on?

And then there's a part of me that wants to just flip him around, pull the shirt off, and see the battery pack behind him.