Dave Damaschek

Like I was like, it's Saturday night.

It's 2 a.m.

You just did a show.

Shouldn't you have at least one of these mini bottles?

We're on an airplane.

Isn't it FAA law that you have to open one of these little mini bottles of rum?

And then you feel self-conscious about your drinking where you're like, I don't normally drink five of these, but I'm just going to have another one.

But your weight now is, are you there?

Are you at your goal?

Oh, yeah.

There's no, not moving anywhere.

You know, I've found they're one of the better breeds to yell at.

It is weird.

When I was in high school, I was convinced every Asian, even elderly women, were third-degree black belts.

And there's something about the show Kung Fu scared the shit out of all...

Simple investment for any Asian kid would be just those little black slip-on shoes that all the martial artist guys would wear.

If you saw, that was basically the we're not going to F with you shoe.

That's all you needed.

It was a weird thing.

Now that UFC has taken over, not so much.