Dave Damaschek

I don't know where it's going.

Here we go.

And he hits play.

First off, you sound like shit.

You're telling some fucking long-winded story.

And then about six minutes in, he stops and goes, all right, you're now six minutes into the show.

You've not given the call letters out.

You've not told anyone what the name of the show is.

You've not set up the guest.

And you've still been talking about the exact same high school football story.

And you've not taken one phone call.

But let's continue listening.

And you're like, it's so fucking excruciating.

Oh, it's horrible.

I did have the...

I have had my book on cassette or my audio book.

I have listened to that before.

That I listened to, A, because I kind of enjoy it, and B, because I forgot about all the stuff I talked about two years ago.

And C, I only have like four or five downloaded books on my phone.

And every once in a while, I'm just – it's usually me skimming through my phone on a flight or going on a walk or something, and I just come across it.