Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's all.
Oh, yeah.
Here's a goddamn pathetic.
My life was like, let's make a deal.
When I was a kid, I would sit there and they'd go, well, do you want what's in the box?
You know, you have fifteen hundred dollars in your pocket or you can take behind what's behind the curtain.
And there were everyone, all the audience always yelling, you know.
They're like people when someone's out on a ledge yelling, jump.
They don't have your best interest in mind.
Take the curtain, do it, do it, do it.
And the person who's basically destitute would give the $1,500 back and take the curtain and then would open up and it would be Jay sitting on a donkey.
And I remember as a nine-year-old going, but you get to keep the donkey, right?
Keep the donkey.
Same experience.
He'd be on a steamroller or a donkey or something.
And I'd go, that steamroller's got to be worth 500 bucks.
That's a lot of money.
That would be the most valuable thing that the Corollas own would be someone else's donkey.
Listen.
Right.