Dave Damaschek

Doesn't really...

Now, here's what I wanted to talk about.

I have put together this blue ribbon panel because this is the hash I would like for us to settle as of this moment, which is to say, basically, mid-2026, we will bury this down deep and we will pull it up at our leisure, as will all the listeners interested in uniform talk, as we've talked about before.

I think there's a cut point of about 50% of sports fans love uniforms, and the other 50% don't consider them at all.

The latter group is a complete group of weirdos, in my opinion.

I don't know how you can stare at something for three and a half hours and be like, I don't know, I never thought about it.

You don't think about what your eyes are looking at for three and a half hours?

I think you're protesting too much.

I think you're trying to guard against some insinuation that nobody would care about.

Of course you care about uniforms.

Anyway.

I think at the time of this recording, there are 123...

sports franchises among the four major sports.

I'm not including Major League Soccer.

And I would like to see if we can put our heads together here and determine which are, right now, the 10 best uniform sets in all of North American sports.

And we went back and forth on this, Mike Ryan.

Let's pull the curtain back for this drip drill.

You could do individual get-ups.

But then that gets into, well, can I take the one like the Atlanta Hawks wore, the Kelly Green, the Pete Maravich wore in 1974?

The answer is no.