Dave Damaschek

What if an old man has a heart condition?

You're going to throw him into a stroke is what you're going to do.

But I think a way to reinvigorate the Gatorade bath is instead of doing it in victory, I think the Irish players, they went there with high hopes.

They signed on to go play at Notre Dame, Golden Dome.

And Chaz Weiss has sullied those dreams by being an inept coach.

I think when he loses to Stanford, their last game, when they're out there in the Bay Area, how great would it be in the waning seconds of that game, the players give him a Gatorade bath.

Hit the bricks, Chaz Weiss, you pig.

Wouldn't that be great, though?

I wonder what the players – I wonder if the coaches lost the locker room.

Well, that would remove any shadow of a doubt.

Like, yeah, here's our answer to what we think of Eric Mangini.

We just gave him the Gatorade bath.

It would be a humiliation, and I think it would be delightful for we fans.

It is AccuScore.com.

It's also on iTunes.

So if you search, I'm pretty sure about this, if you search by my last name, Damoshek, or you search AccuScore, you'll be able to find it.

And thanks to Ace for the promotion.

And, in fact, Ace, I'll pitch this to you quickly.

What we should do is you like to throw a little bit of moolah on college games, I mean on pro games sometimes.

Maybe we could do an ongoing thing where we pick NFL games against the spread.