Dave Damaschek
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Podcast Appearances
Look at that.
Everybody, all eyes in the restaurant are on me as I get delivered.
My plate with the smoke coming off of it, and it smells so delicious as it passes by every table.
And how will I, as I put my princely meal together, maybe this one is going to have some green pepper in it.
No, maybe some onion.
You know what?
Maybe both.
But then you take a bite of it, and you're like, eh, it's all right.
It's not that good.
I should have just gotten a burrito.
They don't lead with them enough.
They should.
It is the distinguishing feature from their arch rivals.
Arch, get it?
They should be celebrated.
We have onion rings.
They don't.
What are you even doing here, right?
You are correct.
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