Dave Damaschek
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And the stepmother said, if you didn't want it to break, you shouldn't have had it where I could use it.
You should remove them.
Yeah, that's fine logic, except for in the prior decade, everyone seemed to be able to negotiate getting ice and beverage into the glass without breaking it.
Somehow it was my fault.
And on the same day, my old man, by the way, it was our daughter's birthday.
So that's why all the in-laws were in town.
All three things happened on the same day.
One, the broken glass.
Two, my old man said, I'm hungry.
I've got to get something on my stomach for lunch.
And we were at the zoo.
And he wanted to eat some food.
But we're leaving the park.
And my mother said, no, listen, we have cold cuts back at Dave's house.
We'll just eat those.
And he said, well, but I wanted to eat cold cuts for dinner.
Cold cuts for dinner?
But the point is, I said, well, so what?
You can't eat the cold cuts for lunch and for dinner?