Dave Damaschek

You're an old man.

In the life resume, and everybody should put together their own life resume, at the top of my resume is best order of food I've ever known in my life.

I'm not talking top ten, not top five.

I am the best order of food off of the restaurant.

menu i've ever known in my life there is not uh i'm top 10 remote control handler i do some things grab a great connect four player so on and so forth but you lost in front of everybody what's that you lost connect four in front of everybody no i didn't what are you talking mike beat you oh i lost oh that's fine i devastated him bad day for you zed my boss

Your punishment, eating tiramisu and fajitas.

Do you know about that arm play, Dave?

I do think that going back to Ricky Williams, if you have long hair like that and you're out there in a contact... But you're allowed to do that in football.

I get it, but you cannot really charge somebody if your hand gets tangled up in your wildly long hair.

You can't then cry foul because somebody got tangled up in your web.

I get it.

I'm with you that they were—I think what you're getting at is that they were physical with him, right?

I mean, listen, I don't want to get up on Mount Pius, but I'm with Nick Wright on this.

I do not get these guys.

I love Chaz Barkley, obviously, but I do not get these guys celebrating the fact that they don't love watching basketball.

It's just bizarre to me that they consider themselves so untouchable that this is the declaration they can make.

And like, so what?

What are you going to do about it?

Like, I don't know.

I would love for you to be consuming the subject matter that we're all indulging right now.