Dave Damaschek

There's turkey.

You know, there's pastrami.

No, I can't eat those.

I got to get something here that isn't cold cuts related.

I can't do that.

I said, well, are you five years of age?

When did the rule become that you can't eat two kinds of meat on the same day?

It's called cold cuts, old man, not cold cuts.

And then her father, then my wife's father, this is part number three, he walks into my house and we've been walking around the zoo all afternoon.

It's hot outside here in L.A.

He takes off his shoes and socks and starts putting his stinking feet up on our stuff.

the couch, the table.

So my question to you, Ace, is which is the most offensive of those three deeds?

Because I was outraged by all three.

The old man who has this thing in his head because he's a child about, I can't eat cold cuts for lunch if I'm going to eat them for dinner.

The broken glass thing, and that it's my fault that I made the glass accessible.

Hey, you have to expect roughly about half the glasses you put out are going to wind up broken in a short amount of time.

Or the stinking feet of an old man being put on our possessions?

What gives with the different kinds of hams?

I'm going to say she has the median strength of most 60-year-old women.