Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I'd be soul, and it's like, you think you can draw a pie that people are going to be able to discern whether it's sweet potato versus pumpkin versus anything?
Well, that's what I would draw.
And then I would draw – you know, they just think where they go.
I would draw pictures of Colonel Sanders.
I'd draw his face.
And it's like, you don't get it.
They're going to be yelling Santa Claus and old man winner.
They're not –
You can't draw Colonel Sanders and have people think.
How would you draw an elephant?
Never forget.
You draw the elephant in the first 11 seconds, and then the rest is you just pointing at his head.
Just going, come on, come on, come on.
And them going, headache, hole, ear, elephant ear.
Elephant ear?
This is nothing.
How do you fucking draw a dozen?
Oh, fuck.
I was just like, this is the fucking first one.
I don't like when someone goes $2,700 and someone goes $1.