Dave Damaschek

Anyhow, I want to sum this up.

I hope I don't have any kind of pressure for editing or whatever, but check this out.

I have been having a shitty day minus six days before that.

I lost my wallet at Home Depot.

I was finishing up a fans project, right?

And I was talking to this chick or whatever on the phone.

And for some reason, because I get frazzled from all these other people I run into, no pun intended, I actually may have left my wallet on the ledge of the truck bed or the bumper.

Yeah, and, you know, my wallet was gone, 50 bucks.

My mom's debit card was replaced.

Yeah, and...

I am unemployed since 2006, salary-wise.

Rail disc jockey, on-air personality, promotion assistant.

Yeah, broadcasting.

And I've been just playing on the phone.

No, no, no, not at all.

I don't even know what a name could be, but... Wait a minute.

Yeah, I worked at different radio stations.

No, they gave me a telephone, and then they tried to get me to call up, but then I was actually in studio at other stations, too.

Uh, no, uh, no, I didn't get fired.

Well, I got fired from different other radio station jobs.