Dave Damaschek

I look forward to this day, and it's going to happen in our lifetime, maybe in the next decade.

A big-name free agent is going to say, okay, I'll come sign with you if you name the team after me.

I'll come play for you, Brooklyn Nets, as long as we become the Brooklyn Giannis'.

They should have signed Buck Williams.

There you go.

Is that your last two?

That is my number three, and then I have two more.

No, no, let him do number two.

Well, I want to say I agree with that.

And this is, again, hard to separate the Yankees or the Yankees.

Just if you walked in and saw that one clean, I still think I would be like, oh, my God.

what is that simple beauty that the pinstripes obviously make it something that isn't just simple and down the middle but also the grays with new york is badass i don't know that kansas city would be as cool but new york that that's all it is just a gray thing with navy like we don't have time even to outline the navy we're here to kick your ass so new why because we're new york

And people like to use the word timeless inappropriately.

These, in fact, are timeless, or at least they feel like they would fit any of the last 100 years.

But the logo looks very similar to the Alabama Crimson Tide, as I learned in a bar.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I'm getting very nervous now.

We're running out of room here, and you're going to miss some obvious ones.

But mine is the correct list.

I don't think you should be allowed a satin finish unless you're Notre Dame football.