Dave Damaschek

Let's see.

I can see what some people are asking about BattleBots.

You know what I mean?

Well, side note for all the male stewardesses of Southwest and other airlines listening right now.

They are stowing away travel-sized bags of Doritos just in case Corolla.

I like the salty brown circle that's in there.

But it's all these little pieces that you would never buy on their own.

And bitten by your own snake, Carolla, your argument always against why I say apple is the best fruit is because you say, well, you don't see it in fruit salad.

Right, because those fruits on their own can't hold their weight.

The apple does it on its own.

But, okay, but let me... Couldn't they get an old-fashioned popcorn maker at the back of the plane?

That'd be nice.

Smell nice.

Yeah.

Look, so don't give me the fucking price thing because just fucking add a dollar.

Listen, the perhaps better question is Fiesta Mix, whoever rejected the pretzels?

I know they became a punchline, you know, every comedian 30 years ago.

You only get three peanuts in a bag or you get two pretzels in a bag.

But listen, really, who decided like, yeah, we reject the idea of eating pretzels.

We'd much rather have fiesta.