Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The 80s were a simpler time.
Late 70s, early 80s.
Just a simpler time.
As I always say, the best time, which is pre-AIDS, mid-Coke.
People are too busy fucking and getting high to ask questions.
That's where it threads the needle.
Threading the needle.
That gets me excited.
All right.
The good doctor is waiting to come in.
Let's get to it quickly then.
You can't say no.
God's supposed to be doing the matchmaking.
Right, he is.
Why do you have to go online if God is finding the match for you?
God can bring you to the keyboard.
Yes.
And number two, yeah.
I – it's very funny because I'm sure there's a lot of people that see people's head shots and they look fantastic and they're 12 years old and then they arrange a date and then they notice they have a fat ass and then they're like, you know what?
I talked to God in the bathroom.