Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm omnipotent, you know.
I'm right in the middle of trying to get Dane Cook his career back.
Yeah.
But I don't want to talk about that.
Well, first off, watch your language.
I had to tell everyone, pull up a cloud.
We really got to talk this one out when it came to Chess Bono.
We're burning the midnight oil.
You know, most people use this line to beg for the life of their five-year-old with a tumor, not to bitch about, you know, Jada, screw Jada, Christian singles or whatever it is.
You know, they do this kind of thing when an airplane is plummeting toward a volcano.
You know, that's when the phone rings.
I get a lot of screaming and a lot of apologies.
I don't get a lot of bitching.
I'm not John McElvain, the consumer hotline.
Google that shit, bitch.
Wow.
Jesus.
Jesus digging deep.
I'm sorry.
The guy was, you know, he looked up consumer fraud.