Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
They'd go, like, Broadway, Bullocks.
A little rich for our blood.
Sears.
Eh, it's not a whole lot of negative stigma attached to Sears.
Let's buy our son jeans from JCPenney.
Shiny plastic jeans with reinforced knees.
And there's a commercial for the super denim robot.
When your jeans are shiny, and again, the gay overtones of having the reinforced knees.
We all knew what that was about.
But there was a commercial, and it had a robot.
Back when they used to just put people in robot outfits?
Yeah, yeah.
And they just put like a Quaker Oats cardboard cylinder on their head that they painted silver.
And the arms would always be that flex ducting that they would use on a dryer.
The arms of the thing.
And he was trying to wear out jeans.
But they should have done a Hitler mustache on him.
That was their window.
That's where I feel like they could have made their move.
So it's funny.