Dave Damaschek
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All right, so there's that.
Birthday.
Tell me what you got.
Tell me you guys are wired.
I don't dread my birthday.
But if you give me a choice between having my birthday and it's β I've been the boss for 15 years.
And I like it when my birthday falls on a Saturday or Sunday so there's no cake in the lobby and interns pretending to like me kind of situation.
But I'm just like β I just want business as usual.
I'm not β
I'm not a weirdo.
I'm just β it's like I'd rather not be celebrated.
That's my thing.
But here's what I've figured out.
So I was having this thing.
We were eating with the kids and the wife and everything on Sunday night.
And Monday's my birthday.
And my wife said, you're looking forward to the birthday?
And, of course, that was a big mistake because it just means here's what my birthday is.
Caller ID.
My mom's calling.