Dave Damaschek
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But I think that's just because I have to take a piss.
But it's really... That's what I call my employees.
I should number them.
That's right.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I got the early morning one.
Yeah, I'm sure I'm sliding.
And I do... If I ever do get a massage...
I have to think about Vietnam and my grandparents fighting in Vietnam, by the way.
I have to take it a step further because I'm naked on top of a table and someone's putting their hands on me.
Yeah, my dad is a, I mean, sorry, my grandfather's an American and my grandma's Viet Cong.
Yeah, it's head offensive.
They're going at it pretty good.
It's pretty bad.
Well, yeah, it's a good point.
Thinking about not getting a boner is not an effective way to not get a boner.
It doesn't work.
I mean, it doesn't.
Look, if you're trying to quit smoking, sitting around all day thinking about not smoking is not the way to quit smoking or eating or whatever it is you're doing.