Dave Damaschek

um if if i absolutely if that if i was in the middle of nowhere and the only option i had was a waymo outside of that though there's no chance what kind of daredevil in the year of the lord 2026 given the evidence we have is jumping into one of those things give me five years maybe 10 years and then i'll consider it when i see thousands hundreds of thousands and millions of people survive their ride in the way when the government won't let you drive your car you'll do exactly that that's right

Hi, hello, my fellow football Americans.

It's your old pal, Dave Damaschek, coming at you from the headquarters here in Miami, Florida.

Looking forward to this episode.

We're going to deep dive all the uniforms in North America, or at least those in the four major sports.

Drip, drill, special.

We're going to try to figure out what the top 10 uniforms are.

We're going to do it with our partner in crime, anesthetics, Mike Ryan, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amin El-Hassan.

There isn't a moment to waste.

Let's start the show.

Yes, hi, and hello, and welcome to Football America, my fellow football Americans.

This is episode number 63, presented as ever by our pals over at DraftKings.

DraftKings, the crown is yours, and while we await those fellas jumping in here, the aforementioned ones, Amin and Mike, Mike and Amin, I see Mike Fuentes behind the glass, I see Gino Fuentes behind the glass, and behind them is Buddy Badowski.

How is everybody?

Excellent.

I hope you have your train.

Yeah, that was a weird train.

You stayed up the whole time after that?

Isn't it weird when people put the microphone on?

I don't know why.