Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She walks into the room.
She walks into the room and she says, hey, this glass broke.
Where do you like to throw your broken glasses?
You know, I said, oh, my God, how did that glass break?
And my wife came down on me like, relax, relax.
Don't react like that.
And the stepmother said, if you didn't want it to break, you shouldn't have had it where I could use it.
You should remove them.
Yeah, that's fine logic, except for in the prior decade, everyone seemed to be able to negotiate getting ice and beverage into the glass without breaking it.
Somehow it was my fault.
And on the same day, my old man, by the way, it was our daughter's birthday.
So that's why all the in-laws were in town.
All three things happened on the same day.
One, the broken glass.
Two, my old man said, I'm hungry.
I've got to get something on my stomach for lunch.
And we were at the zoo.