Dave Damaschek
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And he wanted to eat some food.
But we're leaving the park.
And my mother said, no, listen, we have cold cuts back at Dave's house.
We'll just eat those.
And he said, well, but I wanted to eat cold cuts for dinner.
Cold cuts for dinner?
But the point is, I said, well, so what?
You can't eat the cold cuts for lunch and for dinner?
You know, there's pastrami.
No, I can't eat those.
I got to get something here that isn't cold cuts related.
I said, well, are you five years of age?
When did the rule become that you can't eat two kinds of meat on the same day?
It's called cold cuts, old man, not cold cuts.
And then her father, then my wife's father, this is part number three, he walks into my house and we've been walking around the zoo all afternoon.
It's hot outside here in L.A.
He takes off his shoes and socks and starts putting his stinking feet up on our stuff.