Dave Dameshek

Never went brownies when you were growing up.

Coach, I was saying to Lucy that, you know, I was pointing out to her where the Allegheny and Monongahela converged to form the Ohio.

And, of course, it's right in downtown Pittsburgh, so it seems unjust –

That that state, with all due respect, that doesn't have a lot going for it.

You know, it's right next to the winning to the city of Champaign.

Don't you think we should get to rename that river something Pittsburgh?

And if so, what should we call it?

Let me ask you this.

You're a player's coach to some degree.

Is that why you wear the wristbands on the sideline?

I've seen you wear wristbands out there.

Man, you've been here for a while now, to your credit.

You're saying I'm old?

You were there at least.

You can claim that you're the one who demanded that they go back to the script pit and the right colors for the university.

I don't know what that thing was.

It was a walrus.

Is that what it was?

Okay, that makes sense.

You, like I say, have been around for a while.