Dave Dameshek

And what did he kind of say to you?

We don't know.

They all said after the game that he was going to try to touch base with you and apologize.

Did that conversation happen?

And what did he kind of say to you?

What'd he say?

Yeah, they do use that.

We've got Jonathan Zaslow on the way to talk about the greatest first overall pick in NFL, nay, sports history.

In the meantime, after another march filled with madness, I've got regions on my brain.

If you ask anybody what the four points on a compass are, they'll say north, south, east, west, which is kind of weird because we read left to right as our society, as you may have heard, so you'd think it'd be west, north, east, south, right?

You wouldn't say North, East, West, South, except when you say the acronym NEWS, N-E-W-S.

What's it all mean?

I don't know!

But one thing's clear, putting those directionals in order gets easier when you do it by NFL division over the past decade, at least if you're trying to rank the quality of said divisions, which happen to pair up very neatly by region.

Long story short, the West times two is best.

or our best.

The NFC West is the only division with more than one team to win a Lombardi over the last 10 years.

Matter of fact, the Cardinals are the only team from that division who hasn't at least played in a Super Bowl during that stretch.

And the AFC's version of the West, which for some reason includes a team based in Missouri,

or Kansas now, I'm not clear.