Local Hour: The Bad Omen

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What happened at the start of the show that might ruin everything for the Cyclones?

Unknown 0:00
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. We did it, everybody. We made it to the weekend. That's right. Today's Friday. Everybody give it up. Give it up for the weekend. Who doesn't like the weekend? WrestleMania's ass. Whoever said, oh, I hated that the weekend's here. Is that going on this week? Really? They should promote it. It snuck up on us. There's Trick Williams on Get Up. They should let us know. Hate when it sneaks up on us like that. Mike does not like the omen that just took place. Why are you upset?
Bam Adebayo 0:36
What's going on?
Unknown 0:37
We missed the first few bars of Haile's backjack, and the Cyclones have a win-and-in scenario tonight against the Warriors at the Jam Arena. Wait, so the season is about to be over? It's almost playoff time? So in Haile, in battle court Haile, there's a fall season with a very short offseason. We won the fall championship, and then the spring season. And after that is a longer off-season for Battlecourt. So people get a little confused. But you basically have two championships in one calendar year. Spring season is winding down. We're entering the final week of the regular season. The Cyclones finally got off the schneid earlier this week. Got our first win in about like six match days. Now we find ourselves in a win-and-in scenario against the very same Warriors that we beat.
Unknown 1:21
It's Battlecourt's oldest rivalry. And we'll be out at the Jam Arena. Come on out. Come for the highlight.

Why should Chris Martin reach out to the woman from the Coldplay concert?

Unknown 1:28
Save for the TJ Miller stand-up set. So if it's a win-in situation, is it also a lose-or-go-home situation? No, because there's another match day, and I think even if we lose, we still have a chance, depending on how the rest of the fixtures go. We can make the final... Few matches, not that important. If we win today, we can secure our spot. We can coast. We can coast. Let's secure our spot. You want to play for seeding. There's so much parody in battle court this year. Everyone knows that. Well, it's not typically the case, but there is an advantage when it comes to seedings. You get to decide your tiebreaker doubles team. So we'll see. We benefited from being the one seed during the fall season. We hit a real lull this year adjusting to this new court.
Unknown 2:10
Rumor is they changed the pelota, Chris, which is... you know, the source of a lot of complaints.
Bam Adebayo 2:15
I mean, is that collectively bargained?
Unknown 2:17
Can you just change the pelota? I mean, they needed to. They just changed the dimensions of the front on us, you know? I don't want to say too much on air, but you got to keep an eye on this league sometimes. That's all I'll say. Can we welcome our pal out on the West Coast, Dave Damoshek? Hello, Dave. Oh, thank goodness. My heart is full as society's greatest empath. I was worried sick about all of you there in Miami. What were you going to do to fill the springtime without the heat and the Panthers in the playoffs? I've been given my answer. You have WrestleMania and Battlecourt Highland. Marlins baseball. Distract you. Dave and I had a great exchange on Twitter a couple of days ago. Just a couple guys sharing WrestleMania moments as children, huh, Dave?
Unknown 3:00
That's right.

What is the significance of the Cyclones' win-and-in scenario against the Warriors?

Unknown 3:01
To be honest, my attention kind of wanes around or after the Million Dollar Man. um chapter of of wwe wwf but wrestlemania 3 i went with my pal josh we went to the igloo in pittsburgh with 16 18 000 other yinzers and watched on closed circuit not not live you understand They just had like sort of in the middle of where center ice is. They just had this four-sided, I think in fact they lowered the scoreboard down and the monitors, I think is maybe what they did. And they just showed from the Silverdome in Detroit, they showed WrestleMania III and like a bunch of goons, we gathered around and looked at monitors in an arena where the event wasn't taking place and watched perhaps the greatest bouts.
Unknown 3:57
In the history of people, specifically Zazz, we talked about the penultimate one that night. It was the Macho Man Randy Savage and Ricky the Dragon Steamboat in their famous rematch after, if I'm not mistaken, Macho Man took the bell to the head.

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