Dave Feschuk

Me, frontal view on a couch that's kind of shallow and leaning me back is a mistake for everyone involved.

I've got these short legs.

My legs might be off the ground, dude.

I'm 6'1".

If my feet are off the floor and my barrel's out and my neck is scrunched up, you've just got fat bastard on the couch.

Dude, a monster in skinny jeans is a horrific sight.

Anyway, let's get to MJ.

After MJ, I'm going right into Mark Davis, and I'm going to tell you about his gear.

Guys, it's nice to show you how pathetic sports are these days and how guys just do what they want, and they play when they want, and intensity a lot of times.

We're celebrating that as if this guy's a god for trying to get a touchdown to help his team win.

That's just how pathetic it's gotten.

That's my view on it.

Yeah, it's still a great play.

William Nylander in Tampa Bay one year, Stanley Cup playoffs.

There was a puck in the corner, and there was about to be a collision on the battle, and he just said, no thanks.

He made a business decision in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Johnny, the surprising part of that idea that you just mentioned is they checked so well in that series for a bunch of the series against the Florida Panthers, and you would think a light would go off.

to say, like, this is just us now.

But it just, I don't know.

Ever since the start of the season, it's kind of shown up at different times.