Dave Krupa

You're not my boyfriend, I'm not your girlfriend. I felt like I hit the jackpot with that. I couldn't have wrote it better.

You're not my boyfriend, I'm not your girlfriend. I felt like I hit the jackpot with that. I couldn't have wrote it better.

I walked Carrie out the front door, and she walked right by Liz, and they probably saw each other for six seconds.

I walked Carrie out the front door, and she walked right by Liz, and they probably saw each other for six seconds.

Sherri's job happened to be right around the corner from where I lived versus an hour from where she lives.

Sherri's job happened to be right around the corner from where I lived versus an hour from where she lives.

I mean, at this point, I've known her two weeks since she's got a key to my apartment. I was feeling pretty comfortable with her.

I mean, at this point, I've known her two weeks since she's got a key to my apartment. I was feeling pretty comfortable with her.

I give her a kiss, and I say, I'll see you later.

I give her a kiss, and I say, I'll see you later.

My phone starts blowing up with texts from Carrie. I hate you. You ruined my life. What is going on? I was blown away.

My phone starts blowing up with texts from Carrie. I hate you. You ruined my life. What is going on? I was blown away.

She's on the couch, got her laptop out. She's doing her thing. So I gotta go to work, so I give her a kiss, and I say, I'll see you later. I had expected to see Carrie that evening.

She's on the couch, got her laptop out. She's doing her thing. So I gotta go to work, so I give her a kiss, and I say, I'll see you later. I had expected to see Carrie that evening.

She texts me and says, let's move in together, which was very left field, because we had already talked about that not happening. As soon as I can, I text her back and say, I'm not interested. I can't do that. We haven't known each other nearly long enough for that.

She texts me and says, let's move in together, which was very left field, because we had already talked about that not happening. As soon as I can, I text her back and say, I'm not interested. I can't do that. We haven't known each other nearly long enough for that.

and almost immediately I get a message back that says, fine, I hate you, I'm dating someone else, I don't want to see you anymore, go away, lots of profanity. I didn't know what to think. I was blown away.

and almost immediately I get a message back that says, fine, I hate you, I'm dating someone else, I don't want to see you anymore, go away, lots of profanity. I didn't know what to think. I was blown away.

It was a day, maybe a day and a half of radio silence, and then my phone starts blowing up with texts from Carrie along the lines of, I hate you, you ruined my life, you're a terrible person. I thought, OK, I don't need this in my life. I dodged a bullet.

It was a day, maybe a day and a half of radio silence, and then my phone starts blowing up with texts from Carrie along the lines of, I hate you, you ruined my life, you're a terrible person. I thought, OK, I don't need this in my life. I dodged a bullet.