Dave Landau

He wheeled me into a drinking fountain on accident.

Like, I broke my leg more just trying to get into the hospital.

And then by the time I got in for them to do the surgery, they're like, what happened?

I couldn't be like, oh, I was drunk at my friend's house.

You know, I was like, oh, I slipped on ice.

It was winter.

I was walking to my car and they're like, this is a lot of damage for just slipping on ice because I just...

twisted it all night I should have known I mean my foot was like behind me oh god when I did it like my knee just is so I have rods in my right knee so I just try oh really you have rods to keep it together three yeah wow it was that bad yeah like you can hear it pop sometimes when I walk it's pretty nice does it hurt uh sometimes but not not as bad as you think it would if I'm like doing a treadmill for a long time or if I do something where we're just outside like cause I'll go hiking or whatever cause my wife likes it

So we'll do that, but that'll hurt after maybe a couple miles, but not like a severe pain.

Yeah.

That's fine.

Yeah, and you can weather messes with it in the sense, but nothing crazy.

Yeah.

There might be.

I mean, it's been 25 years.

I'm sure there's been advancements in it, and I just don't bring it up.

I bet your bones are just grown around it now.

Oh, I'm sure it's destroyed.

They're probably like, why didn't you come in?

I'd be like, you didn't bring it up either.