Dave Landau

That's what happened to my son, and it sucked because he was like six.

And him and his friend were hanging out at his friend's house, and they had like a slide that was eight feet in the air, and they both decided to jump off of it.

And he landed funny, and he's a little kid.

So I was at my friend's mom's funeral.

I, like, rushed back to get him.

It's the worst thing in the world when it's your kid.

It's just the worst.

But, yeah, we made sure, like, he got the screws out.

He got the right, like, everything went fine.

When you're six, you heal so quick.

Dude, it was honestly, like, they cut the cast off, like, two weeks before they were supposed to because he's like, I can go like this.

I'm like, that's amazing.

Cause I remember I would like go to bars still and I was still underage, but I was still going to bars with like a cast on.

Oh boy.

Like a full blown knee brace.

And I, you know, I'm wearing like track suits and like I had chains and earrings.

I was that kid.

So I just, I'm like just like a raver stoner and I'm just walking around with my crutches.

Properly, about six months.

Now, every now and then I do walk with a limp because it just kind of goes out.