Dave Masterman

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welcome to significant productions it says above the door of the office this is your last chance to escape if you've got an orthodox mind what the heck

Inside, there was an elite-level meeting taking place between the company's two chief originality whirlwinds, John Robbins and Dave Masterman.

I couldn't be there because I had to take my son to Little Dolphin Swimming Club, which John said was for the best because my cognitive abilities had gone into managed decline.

It was great running a company with your best friends.

What about initiative symposium, said John, reclining in his chair.

I like the word symposium.

It sounds better than a convention or a meeting.

It was two minutes into the latest significant productions meeting and tensions over a simple definition were already running high.

What's actually happening?

Well, in audio these days, the word for meetings actually gab Fester a solution Congress and Dave slipping into his dungarees after emerging from the office cryo chamber, which was there to boost creativity.

The label on the communal office creatine had been crossed out and replaced with creativity, which...