Dave Ryan

Nearby is a desk where Jason and Travis skeletons record their new Frights podcast.

Oh, that's smart.

And a mock cemetery featuring headstones of ghosts from Taylor's past like Kanye and Scooter Braun.

She's on Instagram.

Let me see if I can find that page for you really quick here.

Found it for you.

Miranda underscore May.

And it might be two underscores because it looks like it's a couple of underscores.

So try that.

Miranda underscore at least one underscore M-A-E.

So try that out.

And yeah, she's probably, I don't know, 30-ish or so.

And she's got a very interesting Instagram page.

What does that mean?

She's very colorful, very creative, very artistic, very interesting.

So not interesting in a gross sort of way.

Next one.

The Taylor effect is now impacting travel trends.

There's a song on Life of a Showgirl called Elizabeth Taylor where she gives a nod to Portofino, which I thought was a mushroom, but apparently it's a picturesque fishing village on the Italian Riviera.

Some place that I can be certain that I will never go.