Chapter 1: What home improvement skills does Dave admire?
Cause I've been
There's certain guys who can install a toilet. There's certain guys who can hang a ceiling fan. There's certain guys who can, you know, finish a basement. Yeah. And I admire those guys. And it's got to be, like, really cool to have a guy that's really handy around the house. Whether you are a guy that lives with a guy or a woman that lives with a guy, it's just good to have a guy.
Or maybe you are a woman around the house who can be able to fix things like Jenny. Like Jenny, yeah. Who's putting in a whole new kitchen, that type of thing. I cannot do any of those things, but I felt very manly last night. Yeah. I did a very manly thing. I put a new battery in Susan's car key fob. And I felt pretty accomplished about it.
One of those little circular skinny ones?
No, it's rectangular shaped. Oh, the battery. Yeah, the battery's a little tiny. So I couldn't figure out how to get it open first. I'm like, how do you get this thing open? I'm like a monkey with a coconut. I'm like, you know, shaking. I'm holding up the light and going, okay. Nothing. So I go on the YouTube and I look up The key ring for her make of car.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is. Two minute video. This very helpful fella tells me how to get it open.
Yeah.
Then I put it all back together and it didn't work.
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Chapter 2: How did Dave feel after fixing Susan's car key fob?
I go out the garage. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
You said the fella was helpful, though.
Wasn't his fault. Oh. Your boy, Dave Ryan, put the battery in upside down. User error.
Yeah.
Had to take it apart. Put the battery in right side up. Go back to the garage. Click. Boop, boop. Click. Boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop, boop. I was very, very satisfied with that one. I come back in. I triumphantly say, it's working now. Yeah. Oh, really? Is it working? And her clothes fell off all over the floor. She was like jiggling and cupping things and saying, come get it, cowboy. And?
And that type of thing. I was too tired by that time.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did Dave face while replacing the battery?
Oh, yeah, because you were working so hard on the battery.
So can you do anything around the house, Vaughn? I can turn the remote, like the TV on and off.
Okay. That's my biggest accomplishment. Really can't do anything.
No, man. When we had our TV installed on the wall, mounted, I called somebody from a website. When we needed to hang pictures up on the wall, it took me about three hours to make sure they were all even and to make sure the nails were right. I cannot.
See, I can do that one. I can put a wall anchor into the wall. You drill it, you tap the wall anchor in, and now you've got a secure 50-pound wall anchor. I can do that.
I've never done that.
Yeah, that's pretty easy to do.
A lot of framed photos just kind of sitting on the floor leaning against the wall.
You're pathetic.
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Chapter 4: What unusual song did Bailey's choir perform?
She's on Instagram. Let me see if I can find that page for you really quick here.
I saw it on a Twin Cities page that posts a lot of things that are in the know. They had that display up Friday already. Oh, really? Right when the album came out, they had the display up to like... Yeah, go with everything.
Found it for you. Miranda underscore May. And it might be two underscores because it looks like it's a couple of underscores. So try that. Miranda underscore at least one underscore M-A-E. So try that out. And yeah, she's probably, I don't know, 30-ish or so. And she's got a very interesting Instagram page. What does that mean?
Now I'm intrigued.
She's very colorful, very creative, very artistic, very interesting. So not interesting in a gross sort of way. Next one. The Taylor effect is now impacting travel trends. There's a song on Life of a Showgirl called Elizabeth Taylor where she gives a nod to Portofino, which I thought was a mushroom, but apparently it's a picturesque fishing village on the Italian Riviera.
Some place that I can be certain that I will never go. No, you don't think so? If it's not Orlando or the Cascades, I'm not going. Oh. Not going. Anyway, she sings in a song, that view of Portofino was on my mind. Well, now travel agents and Google searches show that people want to go to Portofino. Google searches are up by 1,300%. And Booking.com just saw a 271% spike in interest from U.S.
travelers.
Man, if that's a place that she likes to travel, she clearly probably doesn't actually because she would never put that in her song knowing the influence she would have by saying that. You know what I mean? I feel like sometimes I like to gatekeep some things here and not say it on the radio because then I don't want it to be busy. Like the state parks on the North Shore. Just kidding.
Everyone knows about those. Well, it's kind of like I blew it for Minnewash to Regional Park. It used to be a secluded little gem over in Chanhassen. Yeah. And now everybody goes to Minnewash to Regional Park because I should have kept it under my hat. You should have. Yeah.
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