Dave Ryan
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And I don't know if anybody else has this problem.
When you replace the trash bag in your garbage can.
You take the top and you draw it over the sides of the trash can, probably three or four inches, as far as it will go.
Am I right about that one?
Unless you're my wife, Susan.
You put it in there so the liner is even with the top of the trash can.
You throw a banana peel in, the entire garbage bag gets sucked into the garbage can.
Was she raised without garbage cans?
When you do this, make sure you pull the garbage bag out, tuck it around the outside of the garbage bag so the liner hangs over by about four or five inches.
She will never change.
I am forever readjusting the garbage bag.
You know what else she doesn't do?
She doesn't screw lids on cans or lids on bottles anymore, jars.
So if there's dill pickle slices in the fridge, you cannot pick it up by the lid.
Because she has put it on halfway or set it on the top.