Chapter 1: What comfort foods do the hosts love for fall?
I'm sorry, Bailey and I were singing. I'm a little bit country. I'm a little bit rock and roll. I'm a little bit Memphis and Nashville with a little bit of Motown in my soul. I don't know if it's good or bad, but I know I love it. So I'm a little bit country. And I'm a little bit rock and roll. I've got that peaceful, easy feeling. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
We've already lost 84% of our audience during that song. All right. I was going through the basement the other day and I was like, you know, cleaning stuff out, like get rid of this, get rid of this. And I found behind some other garbage that I hadn't seen in a long time. Well, this is not garbage. I found Dave Ryan bobbleheads and they are literally sturdy, cool bobbleheads.
The regulation seven or eight inch bobblehead size regulation. And I'm wearing headphones. I'm wearing a shirt that says KWB. It says Dave Ryan. I've got a donut with sprinkles in one hand and a microphone in the other hand. and the head still bobbles, and they're wrapped in bubble wrap, and I want to give you one. Now, why would you want one? You probably don't want one.
You don't want a Dave Ryan bobblehead unless you and I are tight. If you and I are tight because you've been listening to this show since you were in seventh grade, if you've been listening to the show for 10 years, 20 years, 30 years, 32 years, maybe you want a bobblehead. I'm not going to be around forever. Maybe you want a little commemoration of me.
So I can remember what you look like once you're gone.
Yeah, something like that. So the way you win it is simply call in with a memory of KDWB or a memory of me and you. Maybe you and I got block E. We were there probably in 1998. Maybe you and I got in a fist fight in block E. Maybe you broke a bottle over my head. Maybe we had a baby together and I don't ever come and see the baby. You don't remember? Yeah.
So whatever connection we've had, call me and let me know. 651-989-KDWB. And we'll grab a couple of stories. I'll send you a couple of bobbleheads. Okay. Any questions?
I got it.
What? We have a connection, Bailey. You used to be a fan of the show. You're no longer a fan of the show. No, I actually don't like it. anymore.
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Chapter 2: How can listeners win a Dave Ryan bobblehead?
You're on the radio. What's your name?
Hey.
Hi.
How are you, Dave?
I'm well. What's your name?
Tia.
Tia, what's our connection?
Okay, well, I don't really need a bobblehead, but I just want to tell you that I've been texting you for at least 20-plus years, and I remember you telling us about your daughter Allison's first day of school and how she had her clothes laid out on the bed.
Every year. Every year. On the floor, actually, yes.
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Chapter 3: What memorable stories do listeners share about KDWB?
So it's moved on generationally.
I love that. Yes, Allison, every year would put out her school clothes in the shape of a kid, complete with socks and shoes where they should be every year. I can't believe you remember that, Tia. That is awesome.
That was just the cutest story. It really was. It was so cute just hearing you describe you could just tell that you really had a lot of pride with your kids.
I love my kids, except the one. Except that one. Except the one. And we all know which one. You know the one I'm talking about. No, I'm kidding.
Thank you, Tia. That's not the one where you had your pants drop below your legs.
No, not that one. That was Cricket. Yeah. She was listening for a while. The thing is, why take your pants all the way off? You only need to uncover the stuff that needs to be uncovered.
I mean, that's true, but, like, not for your first time. It wasn't the first time. Oh, wow.
Thank you, Tia. Have a wonderful day.
You as well.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' go-to comfort foods?
Because all they do is win. Yeah, they're so good. It's a boring team that all they do is win.
Not against Michigan. That's the hottest game of the century every year.
Where do you get your information?
My mom. She's from Ohio.
Okay, that is the big game. But Michigan sucks lately, so let's not get into it.
Okay, fine. All right, name a game that you could play at a fall festival.
Apple bobbing for a bob. Yes. Are you okay? I don't know. Is it too late to call in sick?
Geez. All right. What is an animal that might be associated with a full moon? Cat.
Pear. What?
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Chapter 5: How does the game 'Think Fast' work?
I still can't get over that story. He'd be like, excuse me. I'd be like, I'm going to wring your neck, you monster. Now, yeah, I leave my socks everywhere and I spill garbage juice down the hallway.
You are a dream tenant.
Yes.
You're at like over a year of living with Alyssa now. So what do you guys drive each other crazy about?
I'm not going to get deep into it. This past week, there have been little things, just normal things, but there have been so many little things that it's been annoying me and they're not worth arguing with Alyssa about. So I say nothing. But then she gets mad that I say nothing. So now we're both mad at each other. And then she's like, I'm mad. I'm like, why are you mad?
Because you're not talking to me. Well, I'm mad that you're mad. But none of what I'm mad about matters. She's mad at me now. So I end up having to apologize.
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Chapter 6: What are some hilarious moments from the game segment?
That's where we're at in our relationship. Yeah, as you should.
the growing pains of love after a while you get to a point where it's like i'm not going to say anything for example i don't tell susan the garbage can liner is no longer installed correctly i just fix it myself yeah i'm not married yet but my dad taught me do you want to be right or do you want to be happy good one i like that one all right let's do the dirt and wrap things up on kdwb hot topics and breaking news every hour on dave's dirt on kdwb
Dirt goes like this. Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift. So let's cover some of these Taylor Swift stories. Basically, she sold a lot of copies and she is now up to about 2.7 million copies sold. And she wants to try to beat Adele, which is 3.5. 4 million she's got until the end of the week, and it looks like she is definitely on track to do that one.
More than 1.2 million vinyl copies have been sold, which is a record in the modern era of sales data. And she is pushing two dozen vinyl variants. Actually, that's not true. Two dozen variants of her album, 12 unique CDs, eight vinyl LPs, two deluxe CD box sets containing merch, and even a cassette of the life of a showgirl. Wow. Cashing in, Taylor Swift.
I don't know who owns anything that plays a cassette anymore because I definitely don't.
It's more for the novelty. Yeah, what's the point? Well, collector's item. Collectors.
Honestly, I don't really want to tell this story anymore because I've talked about Travis Kelsey's wood more than I've probably talked about my own ex-partners or something. So instead, we're going to talk about something that I think Bailey would be guilty of. It's a crime that happened in Canada. A bunch of trailers were abducted and stolen inside was $35,000 worth of salsa.
Somebody got $35,000. So basically they stole this truck and trailer and they probably assumed something much better than salsa was in there. No, that's golden. They abandoned the trailer and salsa. They abandoned the trailer, but the salsa went missing, so they did end up taking the salsa with them and probably selling them. Who knows?
But honestly, Bailey, what were you doing last week on Wednesday at 10 a.m.?
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