Dave Ryan

Oh, you're a Darth Vader.

And it was like, good for you.

i'm just kidding buddy just kidding hey little darth vader no you've got body parts strewn around the ground but you know they probably got the best candy you know what i'm gonna tell you i'm maybe it's just me i love it i think it's really cool i would just steer your kids around it be like okay we don't like that house yeah but you gotta figure 14 year old brianna and her girlfriends they love that house it's like oh it's so scary yeah i got

It's valid.

I'd be most annoyed at the chainsaw sound effects running from five until nine nightly.

Hey, Karen, I mean, Brenda, thanks for being on the show.

Happy Halloween.

Thank you.

What do you think?

I mean, I don't know.

I would say it's a couple of days out of the year.

Let them do it.

Let them go crazy.

When I read this War of the Roses, I said, no, we can't do this one because people send in like, hey, can I be on War of the Roses?

I think that my girlfriend has seen somebody else because I found like, you know, a shoe, a strange shoe that a guy left a shoe at my house.

OK, this one doesn't even qualify for War of the Roses because it doesn't match the criteria.

No, it's not even about cheating.

I'm going to let the guy on the phone tell you the story.

We've got Adam on the phone.

Tell me what's going on.