War of the Roses: Will She Accept the Flowers?
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What is the premise of the War of the Roses segment?
Catching a cheater, one fake bouquet of roses at a time. War of the Roses starts right now on KDWB.
When I read this War of the Roses, I said, no, we can't do this one because people send in like, hey, can I be on War of the Roses? I think that my girlfriend has seen somebody else because I found like, you know, a shoe, a strange shoe that a guy left a shoe at my house. OK, this one doesn't even qualify for War of the Roses because it doesn't match the criteria. No, it's not even about cheating. I'm going to let the guy on the phone tell you the story. We've got Adam on the phone. Tell me what's going on. And this is not even a War of the Roses. We'll figure out a way around it. But what's going on, Adam?
Hey, yeah, yeah. This isn't a War of the Roses. So thank you for hearing me out. I just can't get over my ex. And it's been, I think, like a year. And I just can't shake it. I can't. sleep i i can't stop thinking about her and i swear i'm not a psycho i i just think comes across a little psycho little a little psycho but at the same time no i i really go ahead i think we're meant to be together i really really really think that and i i just i don't want you guys to give her a hard time i don't want you to test her i just I really want to see if she would just accept roses from me. Like, you know, if you say I have roses for you and see if she accepts them. You know, I don't know what she's up to. I'm not stalking her.
I don't know if she's seeing someone, but I just want to see if she'll accept them. And maybe that'll give me hope that she might give me another chance.
Can we ask you why you guys broke up?
Um, nothing. It just... It just kind of, I don't know, it just kind of fizzled. It didn't work out. Nothing crazy, nothing dramatic.
So there was no cheating in the last relationship?
No, no.
Okay.
Why does Adam want to send flowers to his ex-girlfriend?
And so then at first, maybe you kind of thought you could be like, okay, well, we broke up, whatever. But then as the weeks and months went by, you're like, oh, my God.
You know, you might... Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I messed up. I feel like I wasn't in it as much as I should have been, and I didn't realize it. You know, they say you don't realize... you know, until it's gone, what you miss and all that. So it's just, I mean, it's been a year. I can't shake it. I know.
Well, how do you think she feels about this? Because is she like avoiding you? Does she like answer text message? Do you even bother to text her? What makes you think that she would even be receptive to you sending her flowers?
I have not made contact with her. So this is like a true test to see if, Well, one, if she remembers me. Well, if she remembers you, there's no question.
But very much a shot in the dark. So how do we work this out? So we call and we say like, hey, I'm from a florist. I'm from, you know, like Jim's floral whatever. Yeah. And I've got flowers for you. Here's what you can do. I'm from Jim's floral whatever. And I've got flowers for you, but I've got the wrong address. Your address doesn't exist. I've got one, two, three, make up an address. And well, we need her address. So do you know her address?
Yes.
Yeah. Okay. Hang on to that. We'll get your answer at her address out there. She's like, no, I don't want flowers from him. Well, there's your answer, right?
Maybe she's feeling the same way that he is, and they're just not talking about it. So it's possible they're both like, this is a fairy tale, and they're longing for the other one.
It's like a lifetime movie. Yes. And they'll get together and they'll run to each other's arms and go, I've missed you. I've missed you too.
I was going to get you flowers, Adam. Or not. Or not.
Or not.
Or not.
All right. If you're cool with this, then what we can do is if I got this right, we'll call her. You're from, I'm going to make up a florist. It doesn't matter. I think we got it worked out. But you got to be ready for the, you got to be ready for the answer. Because if her answer is like, send them back, you got to live with that.
Yeah. It's been a year though. I think he's willing to.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the premise of the War of the Roses segment?
0:00–1:57
2
Why does Adam want to send flowers to his ex-girlfriend?
1:57–4:18
3
What happened in Adam and Danielle's relationship?
4:18–5:35
4
How does Adam feel about his breakup after a year?
5:35–7:13
5
What does Adam hope to achieve by sending flowers?
7:13–9:46
6
How do the hosts plan to contact Danielle?
9:46–11:33